The idiocracy of men.

MAKE A WISH

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said," For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "

" Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband " said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: " Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. "

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the husband became 94 years old !

MORAL OF THE STORY :
Men are always ungrateful idiots .... and fairies are always female!