Gosh, women!!

A few things i found out from blackjetta.blogspot.com:

1. “Don’t caress our faces while we’re kissing, unless you really, really, really like us.”—Rachel, 21

2. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.

3. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: “I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.”

4. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.

5. Don’t call her “cute.” In her mind it’s the same as “not vomit-inducing.” “Sexy,” OK. “Hot,” yes. “Fucking awesome,” only if she’s at least slightly buzzed.

6. According to the U.S. Bureau of Statistics, 23 percent of 18- to 34-year-old women live with their parents, versus 31 percent of you losers.

7. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.

8. If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares what you think of her. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about someone else’s opinion.

9. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.

10. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.

True or Not?

heheheee.. *giggles* i feel that most of it are true.. though there are about 90 more on that blog than i bother to put here (although they're mostly correct as well). Though i firmly believe in No.1.. (bastard)