The caricature of men. Sigh.

To my dear girlfriend, and to all the other girls out there who have ‘excess’ attention from people they definitely DO NOT desire, here are a few tips to get them off your back:

Tip 1: NEVER dress up nicely whenever you see them
Though this only applies if you have a planned appointment with him.. This works wonders especially if that guy is only interested with how gorgeous you look everytime you meet him. Put him off by dressing as ‘leh feh’ as you possibly can.

Tip 2: ALWAYS mention about your boyfriend
Even if you don’t have one. As I noticed amongst most rational, normal, testosterone-pumped guy, they do have some ego to protect. Most Malaysian men don’t like to become the third party. *warning: This does NOT apply to men who loves a challenge. Even if you’re attached (or not) he will gear up and shift to 5th gear if he hears you’re attached. Or to thick-skinned men who think themselves superior and able to attain ANY girl he wants (best tip for this: Avoid)* So, keep ranting on about you both.

Tip 3: NEVER reply his sms if you can
Or if you can, don’t layan him langsung! Poor girls out there have received ‘sexy looks’, flowers, chocolates and even to the extreme: sexy lingerie, due to these unwanted attention. This is best handled by totally ignoring the man, either by: Looking away and saying ‘uhuh’ when he says things like “You don’t love me wannn *pouts*” or “You’re so pretty lah today *grin*”. This is the best because if you say something more polite, he’ll think as though he hit the target and you’re agreeing on his advances. Just act rude, and oblivious to his ‘charms’… *GAG*

Tip 4: NEVER agree with him
Men have this exxtra-Large ego that needs to be protected at all times. If you are going out in a group, and he tries to be ‘funny’, get funny with him. Disagree on him at all points and diss him off there & then in front of everybody! Make him lose face! Or embarrass him by ‘spilling’ some of his deeeep & daaaark secrets ‘accidentally’ in front of all your friends.. (screams: WooHoooo in private)

Hope you gals will find these tips useful! Hahahaha!