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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

what's a girl gotta do on a day like this?

it's 9.10am. Too early for words. Woke up the wrong side of the bed today. The moment i looked at myself in the mirror, i screamed.

It looked like it was gonna rain too... is this going to be a bad day? So what's a girl gotta do on a day as moody as this?

1. Smile at self in the mirror, comb hair down. Put on the pinkiest blusher in the closet (you can't consider the fact that i onli have ONE blusher. hehehe), wear nice clothes (in my case, i've nearly worn everything last weeek.... so i had to choose a dull light grey *gawd, so dull* three quarter sleeve top paired with *ta da!* black skirt. If you DON'T have nice clothes like me, unlike lea, just do whatever you can to spruce up your ensemble~!)

2. You can do that by....
a) Wearing diamonds (sparkle and blind everybody around you so they can't see that nice (horrid) clothes you're wearing on that day
b) Put on nice, 3 inch stilletos as it slims down your calves and puts a sexy movement to your walk (makes your butt move in a seductive fashion)
c) Wear a branded, or expensive bag to drag their eyes away from your beautiful (sickly-looking) face! Bags like Gucci, LV and Burberry do quite well.
d) Wearing pearls. Like part a), pearls can do wonders to your clothes (i wore pearl earrings today.. subtle, innocent, yet sexy *how can a earring accomplish that all, you say* Yes, my dears, it can.. *nods head*

3. If no 1-2 does not apply to yourself, either because you don't have a blusher and don't have anything fm a) - d), get yourself... (according to lea) a HUGE, GIGANTIC, BIG cup of coffee, latte, frappe or anything with coffee to brighten up your smile and face! An almost instantaneous effect on your behaviour for the day! Apparently with coffee, you'll "not act like a skanky bitch". I'm taking her advice *grabs a cup of coffee*

Well, besides the moody and pathetic-looking weather outside to destroy anybody's day... something else is worse than that. Yes.. *nods head*... watching a horrible, worse than pathetic, pointless movie the night before does, just that.

Saint Ange (directed by Pascal Laugier)



i am not here to give you reasons to watch it, i'm giving you reasons to NOT watch it. Why?

  • The directing is crap. Pascal Laugier is an awful director that has no gift for movie making (he should save his money and let his grandmother direct the movie)
  • The writing is crap. Pascal Laugier himself wrote the script. Needless to say, there is no plot, no storyline, and no meaning to each character.
  • Sadly, even the poor and crazy lil (adult) orphan Judith did a bad job at being crazy. How difficult can it be to act like some insane, lil (big) girl (woman)?
  • Virginie Deloyen deserves better.

Keep your RM10 or AUD$13 and spend it on a superb coffee frappe or latte and bask in the emotions, that is, caffeine-high.

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