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Monday, October 02, 2006

ah kheong

ARGH

I'M WRITING THIS IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M DISGUSTED!

AH KHEONG THE COCKROACH DECIDED TO POP UP AGAIN TODAY. AND IT'S BIGGER THAN THAT DAY.

SHIT.

AH KHEONG GREW BY 0.3-0.4CM!

I'M SO DISGUSTED I CAN DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AND NO I AM NOT BEING A DRAMA QUEEN.

IT CRAWLED OVER MY KEYBOARD.

FOR 10 SECONDS.

THEN I DID THE IMPOSSIBLE.

...

I KILLED AH KHEONG.

AS MUCH SENTIMENT I MIGHT HAVE HAD FOR MY TABLE'S RESIDENT COCKROACH... I CAN TAKE IT NO LONGER.

I KILLED AH KHEONG.

I'M SO DISGUSTED IT CRAWLED ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD LEAVING 1,000,000,000 UNKNOWN BACTERIA ON IT THAT I HAD TO DO IT.

I JUST HAD TO.

AH KHEONG IS DEAD.

AND I WIPED THIS KEYBOARD WITH SOAP. TWICE. YET I CANT HELP BUT STILL FEEL AH KHEONG'S PRESENCE ON MY KEYBOARD.

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEAD TO RESPECT THE DEPARTED. (JUST IN CASE HE WANTS TO COME BACK IN ANGER. I'LL BE FACING 10,000 DESCENDANTS OF AH KHEONGS. BETTER SHOW SOME RESPECT)

****i mean, after all, Ah Kheong IS the first cockroach i've killed****

2 Comments:

Blogger Sunil said...

First cockroach you've killed?

Ah Kheong R.I.P.

October 02, 2006 8:09 pm  
Blogger LusciousLuc said...

shadowfox> huahuahuaaa.... yes master! i will listen, and take heed *bows head*

sunil> yupp, the very FIRST! And i will never kill another one again, if i can help it.
R.I.P truly, my dear resident cockroach.

October 03, 2006 11:27 am  

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